Saturday, January 1, 2011

I Suck, We Suck, We All Suck...Aren't Straws Great?!

I never realized that by putting "suck" in the title of a piece that  I could attract so many hits. My seminal work "Suck it Bobby Flay" is the most visited blog post to date. Therefore moving forward  I will try to incorporate thinly veiled sexual references in every one of my blog posts. My goal is basically to screw with every Croatian or Belgian perv looking for something shall we say...unseemly on the web. Instead they'll get...me! I will be rescuing porn-addicted hearts and minds one at a time. Your welcome.

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