City planning gone wrong

I took my preschool side kick for a ride this afternoon to explore our surroundings a bit. After some rolling hills and pastoral landscapes we stumbled upon a little strip mall in the neighboring town with an unfortunate grouping of stores. From right to left: A scuzzy dive bar called Skrewy Lewys (actual spelling), a gun shop advertising Glocks (on sale!) and a law office (insert lawyer joke here). I'm not the best Catholic in the world but really?! If the mall had a name would it be the Seven Deadly Sins Plaza?